My Roommate Or My Sausage

As my roommate was attempting to get my attention from the balcony of our home yesterday, my mind began drifting far away. Shit, I was having a nostalgia attack. A psychopathic response to my roommate. I turned around to look at her, but before we made eye contact, it happened again! In a flash I had another vision...f*uck me I thought. What's going on here? Then it hit me. I was looking at my roomie and thinking about something I've wanted for a while. It's something that only got worse as my t

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